Danielle Westvang
The sun shone in my eye, then I stumbled out of bed
My alarm clock went flyin, theres a freight train in my head
I walked into the kitchen, rubbed my eyes to look and see
If anyone had been kind enough to make some fresh COFFEE
To my dismay all that was left, were a few soggy grounds
I opened up the cupboard, no more Starbucks to be found
That did it, I started breathing fire, smoke flew out my ears
I started flinging sugar cubes, the dogs are all in tears
The mugs are swinging in the air, just cowering at the thought
Looking at my next victim...the brand new white coffee Pot
All this could have been avoided, had there been some brew
Havent you ever wondered what Starbucks Coffee does to you?