
She's an old woman, I'm an old man
As any fool can see
Once we were happy, healthy and young
And our hearts were strong and free
But now we're wrinkled, wretched and old
And ugly as can be
But still she lingers by my side
Though life has worn her thin
And the freckled nose that looked so cute
Now rests upon her chin
And the golden locks that turned my head
Now turns it back again
But together down life's path we stroll
And together shall we stay
With a face as wrinkled as a prune
I'm as bald as she is gray
And just to look you wouldn't think
We could live another day
But every night when we lie down
Death's angel stands aghast
At such a hideous, homely pair
And ugliness so vast
And we awake as every day
When morning comes at last