Walt Cheney , My Hospital Visit</head><body><center><center><img src=http://www.saviodsilva.com/p1.gif border=0 alt=Saviodsilva></center><hr color=3C00FF size=4><br><font size=4 face=arial><b><a href=23.htm>Walt Cheney </a></b></font><br><center><img src=http://www.saviodsilva.net/poem/a/1.JPG border=0 alt=Poem></center><br><font size=3 face=arial><b>My Hospital Visit</a></b></font></center><blockquote><blockquote><p align=left><font face=arial size=2><b><p>It do seem my digestive track,<br>Is definitely out of whack.<br>The sight of blood comes not with glee,<br>Especially if it's coming from me.<br>So I rushed right to Emergency,<br>For them to take a good look-see.<br>Their investigations were not much fun,<br>There's nowhere to hide and nowhere to run.<br>You should see me in a hospital gown,<br>I look like some big dumb clown.<br>The gown's design, everybody knows,<br>Is so everything about you shows.<br>The nurses kid and joke a lot,<br>Just before another shot.<br>While poking' and jabbing' they ask you such,<br>Does this seem to hurt you much?<br>The nurses are always very nice,<br>As long as you take their advice.<br>Every half-hour they have a test,<br>Scheduled so you won't get any rest.<br>Now! My doctor says no more brandy,<br>Or even bites of chocolate candy.<br>No more coffee or even caffeine,<br>No more vices that were so keen.<br>And no more young girls too,<br>As I'm not suppose to overdo.<br>I'm now taking expensive pills galore,<br>I better get well or I'll have to buy more.<br>But! Taking antibiotics I do dread,<br>As it kills the good bacteria that I've bred.<br>And, Oh! Mama Mia,<br>There will be six whole weeks of diarrhea!<br>Diarrhea is not much fun - you know the stories,<br>So I got me some pain-suppressing suppositories.<br>I'm staying home and I don't go far,<br>If I do, I leave the door ajar.</p></b></font></blockquote></blockquote><hr color=0000ca size=3><center><font size=2 face=arial><b><a href=http://www.isavo.net/poem/sk6.htm>This Poem's Index Page 1</a><br><a href=http://www.yensa.net/poem/sk6.htm>This Poem's Index 2</a><br><a href=http://www.isavo.com/poems.htm>Poetry Website</a><br><a href=http://www.saviodsilva.com>Saviodsilva</a><br><a href=http://www.isavo.com>Isavo Site</a></b></font></center><SCRIPT LANGUAGE=JavaScript SRC=http://www.saviodsilva.org/r/fantasy.js></SCRIPT></body></html>