
Our old football coach was a strange kind of guy,
One who was mentally pumped up and flying high.
He always told the fans this will be the year
That we vanquish our rivals and fill them with fear.
Our coach turned into a madman when the starting whistle blew.
Get out there, boys, and kill a mother's son or two.
Mangle their bodies like your mommas mash sauerkraut
Gouge 'em hard, bite 'em and bash their brains out.
Make dead meat of that low-life, rotten scum-bag team.
Don't let 'em up off the ground until they start to scream.
And above all, the coach said, when the principal came around,
Remember, gentleman, it's just a game.So let sportsmanship abound.