One day when i was walking to meet my friend earl I looked down and i realised i nearly stood on the huge carcas of a pigeon(winged rat)if that wasnt scary enuf then i fell into a tractor where there were about 20 or so evil clowns poking me with forks i screamed aaaaaaaa it burns!!den dey sed fine bog off so eventually i met earl md he sed wot happened n i told hin the story but didnt tell him i woz prodded by fork n he sed those fork burns sure luk nasty n i sed but i didnt tel uuuuuuu n he sed I NO !!!!

Earl dissappeared then and i havent seen him since but i hav a feeling hes lurkin around witassistand K.D 1 solo n 2 hops anymore i just hang wit me m8s hank horst wolfgand and lopi such a mad buzz at my gaf u shud cum sum time yeh sham!!!!